why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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