He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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