Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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