What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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