you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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