No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
dude. I can hear the air.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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