every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I wish i was in the wii world.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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