Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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