the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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