"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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