look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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