Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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