who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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