I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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