If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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