Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
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i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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