grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
