My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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