Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
