: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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