My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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