Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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