I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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