at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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