Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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