maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Randomize
