508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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