Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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