Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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