The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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