Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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