Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
