I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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