PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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