The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
