Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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