don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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