did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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