We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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