p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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