Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I stole a fireplace last night.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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