i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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