She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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