Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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