...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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