his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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