I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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