take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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