I don't think brook has ever known best
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
So. Much. Porn.
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