Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
People in love make me want to vomit
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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