Small penises have feelings too.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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