I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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