i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
