It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i just google imaged poop.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Randomize
