He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
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She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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