My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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