the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
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I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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