Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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