I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
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Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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